A campy day to piss people off

Every once in a while we all feel like just sitting in one place and killing the heck out of everyone effortlessly. That’s known as camping in other words. So, I felt like just camping the heck out of the map.

As we all know, people get pissed off because of campers and words like “noob” get spewed quite fluently. If things get heated too much, it may even lead to the camper getting kicked. Surprisingly, nothing like that happened while I took my position in the bushes.

Noobality, Programisius, Raging Bull and Major kept getting pwned in front of my sniper no matter how hard they tried to destroy me. May be they could have succeeded if they took position on higher ground beyond my range of sight. Apparently, they all were noobs or too bored to do that. I hope that if they read this, don’t get offended because those who know me will always remember the amount of crap I spew in game.

I made sure to capture all of my bush-wanking action on video and here I present that video evidence before you. Sorry for the crappy edit. I had only half an hour to get it ready.

The usual camp bush on ctf_Laos was thick before 1.7 version got out. It looks like it has been pruned by the faggot lawn keepers making it a less camper friendly. I hope the bush grows back in the Soldat 1.8 release. Nevertheless, it is a nice location to spwn kill the bravos and earn some 150+ meter kills.

…and to all those wondering, this action took place on our beloved AUS7RAL one shot server.

Hope to find your faggot nigger ass in the game (Thats how I roll, toughen up if you got offended, BIOTCH)

Categories: fun

Dev-Wars expose Michal Marcinkowski’s greed

The sad news came through Helloer, a soldat developer who has been working on Soldat for quite a long time. Unfortunately, due to ignorant and non-caring behaviour of the lead developer Falcon, Helloer has decided to make himself distant from Soldat. We do not know what goes on behind the closed doors of Soldat developers, so we will simply accept Helloer’s words.

According to him, he has been working on Soldat 1.8 rigourously. He even posted his git commit log which indicated plenty of work he has commited and tested. As it goes with any development of a big project, there is a lead developer who takes care of certain things. For example, getting the updates out to the public, keeping the team spirit high and so on. Falcon seems to have failed to do his duties.

On the other hand, THD, the company that hosts soldat websites seem to have failed to offer any kind of support in testing out cross platform soldat client, something which Helloer has been working on for the past few months. JRPG responded back to him defending THD’s stance about Soldat and blaming Helloer for not providing the required information.

Meanwhile, other members jumped in asking Helloer to finish the version he has been working on before he leaves but he simply denied working on it anymore.

From Akinaro’s point of view, MM has given up on Soldat completely but still hopes to receive registration money from it. MM is the original developer behind Soldat but he no longer works on developing this game. He has offloaded that job to the selected few developers from the community. Unfortunately, these developers get paid nothing. The community has had various ideas to revive the game, but since MM is the sole owner, we are no one to take control of what direction the game goes in. The arguement amongst the community members suggest that MM simply wants the money from the game, but denies putting any effort to make it better. In other words, he doesn’t care if the game is dead or alive. On the contrary, the community desires to nurture the game and bring in new players and everyone seems to be happy to contribute to the growth of the game in their own ways.

MM is the owner who’s non-interest is about to destroy a game which has potential to thrive for a long time to come.

Two desperados cap on an empty server to rank up

The ranking system on the AUSTRAL One shot server gives you maximum points when you cap the flag. Keeping a >1 kill to death ratio and plenty of caps is the way to the top of the leader board. I maintained my position on the number 1 for quite a long time. Just a couple of days before the top players of the month was announced, Major-Ass and Honda went downright crazy and started playing day and night. They played on an empty server too and kept capping until they reached the top.

Now this is what I call true despotism. See for yourself.

Desperados of the month

From what we know, Ratman is working on an improvised ranking system which we are expecting soon. Let us hope the end product is good enough.

So good, they want to get rid of me :#

Soldat has been a part of my life since 2005. Not a day has gone by without me killing a bunch of faggits and soldat niggas. I think that would be the case with almost everyone who is still playing today.

During the first few weeks of me discovering the game, offline mode was the only thing I played. I enjoyed p00ntering a bunch of boogie men with my n00b m79. Then I discovered the online mode and life changed for good. A funky server named Megamod was one of my favourites for a very long time. With the funky mod where the m79 behaved like a mp5 was a drug for everyone over there. Unfortunately, the server closed and I was left in search for something nice. I played on Leo’s meanwhile.

Finally, I came across this Hexer mod which changed my life for good. I met a lot of great people across the world. If I remember correctly, Hexer mod popularized the idea of account system for saving in-game stats. I went by the name “Nuclearrambo” at that time for years to come. Avarax, Danmer, Neosano, Atredes, Orava, UpnPAD, Carl, are some of the names I remember off my mind. But obviously there were a lot more fun people I shared my time with during Hexer days. Unfortunately, all good things come to an end and so did Hexer. With EnEsCe’s server scam, the hexer server faced serious issues and that was the beginning of the end.

Zabijaka servers and a bunch of random zombie servers became my go to place for a couple of years. It was no fun talking to a bunch of poles that either talked in polish or didn’t talk at all. Poles are what I call true “desperado” soldateers.

One day, I decided to try out the One shots server. It was an enjoyable experience. The best part was people actually “talked” in-game on various interesting topics such as weed, relationships, politics, etc. After a long period of silence, I was finally talking to people.

Soon, players started to hate me  because I have,

Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

I have to admit, One shots server is a TRUELY LIBERAL server that respects freedom of speech. I think I should stop at this. If you find me in-game, you will know what I mean by this. Just remember, what I speak in-game, is only for fun and games and I leave it at that.

Check out some images that showcase my skills acquired over a 10+ year soldat career. In CHAINSAW GUY’s words, I could be called “A true soldat professional“.